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The following is a transcript for the Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute short, "Ali Riley".
[We open with Tilly in her chair, this time the shot being more zoomed out, giving us a look at the rest of the room.]
Tilly: Welcome, gentle viewers. Today I'm joined by professional soccer player, Ali Riley!
[Ali appears on the TV screen on the left side of Tilly. A caption also appears, reading "Ali Riley, Angel City Football Club - Captain (she/her)".]
Ali: Wow, okay. [laughs]
Tilly: Where have I seen you before?
Ali: You might have seen me at an Angel City Football Club game. I am the captain of the newest women's professional soccer team.
Tilly: Tell Tilly More.
Ali (OS): Angel City was able to get (on-screen) 19 and a half thousand fans at our home games.
Tilly: That is a lot of popcorn.
[She literally holds up a popcorn bucket and starts eating out of it!]
Ali (OS): Yes! [laughs; Tilly eats some popcorn; on-screen] We were able to really compete and prove that people support and love women's sports.
Tilly: You're also captain of the New Zealand team?
Ali: Yes. I can't believe my country is going to be hosting a Women's World Cup.
[A pigeon flies onscreen and lands on Tilly's chair.]
Ali: The biggest women's sporting event in the world.
Tilly: A little birdie whispered to me that you're quite the cook. Is that true?
Ali: I love cooking, I love everything food, I love connecting with people over food.
Tilly: You and I should swap recipes.
Ali (OS): Absolutely! (on-screen) I have a mac and cheese that you might like.
[A plate of Mac and cheese is seen on-screen -- looks delicious!]
Tilly: Never met one I didn't. [drum sound] And I hope you like jelly bean casserole.
[Various jelly beans rain down on Ali as she looks up at them.]
Tilly (OS): Maybe a bullfrog soup...
[A frog and a bowl of soup appear on the left and right sides of the screen.]
Tilly (OS): ...pumpkin spice lasagna...
[They are replaced by a pumpkin and a lasagna...]
Tilly (OS): ...or a gizzard pot pie?
[...and then a pie with a chicken noise being heard in the background.]
Tilly (OS): How about a cotton candy omelet or a lentil soup?
[What a lot of crazy food! The short ends.]