"Bad Dad"
Quotes
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Nancy: Wayne, have you seen Tilly or Cricket?
Wayne: Cricket? Oh, right here. Nancy: No, not "a" cricket. Cricket, my son. Wayne: Your son's a cricket?! I try not to judge folks, but that ain't right. Nancy: Oh, never mind. Where would my dad take them?? Wayne: Oh, is your dad also a cricket? Nancy: Wayne, I'm real stressed out and... Wayne: Oh, when I get stressed, I like to do something super fun, like sample various kinds of mayonnaise out of the jar and rate them on a scale of one to two. Nancy: Wait! That's it! My dad must have taken them to go have fun. SWEET CORN BEANS!! I know exactly where they are! Wayne: Enjoy rating mayonnaises! |