Greens' House, Garage
(Episode title appears on a discarded UFO toy; Cricket rummages through a box near the tractor.)
Cricket: Okay, old garage, what wonders do you have for me to discover today?
(He takes out a children's book.)
(He presses a button which starts the book's electronic music.)
Ralphie Rodent: ♫ Happy, happy, birthday, birthday! ♫ (x3)
(At first Cricket bobs his head and enjoys it, then he suddenly stop and cringes.)
Cricket: Ugh!! Okay, that is pretty annoying.
(He tosses the book behind him; it hits one particular object under a tarp, causing its headlights to turn on. He pulls off the tarp to reveal...)
Cricket: (gasps) Gramma's old-person mobility scooter?!? (laughs and sits on it) Hoo boy, I could have some fun with this! (stops) Wait, what would Dad say about such a new, fun and exciting idea? Hmm...
(He imagines Bill as a giant scolding him.)
Cricket (As Bill): NO! NO FUN EVER! I HATE FUN!
(He tosses the scooter far into the sky and away.)
Cricket: (gasps) That sounds just like him!
(Cricket exits the garage.)
Cricket: If I'm gonna ride that thing without Dad knowin', I gotta be real careful.