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"Evil As Can Be" is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by various villains, and is also a parody of "I'm Finally Me" from the third (and final) installment of the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S franchise.

Synopsis[]

In this cover of "I'm Finally Me" from ZOMBIES 3, The Disney Channel's greatest animated villains gather together to sing a power anthem about how good it is to be evil. "Evil As Can Be" features Darcy and King Andrias from Amphibia, Glomgold from DuckTales, Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, and Lord Hater and Killbot 86 from Wander Over Yonder.

Lyrics[]

Intro[]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Don't be shy, evil villains. Huddle up. Darcy, everyone accounted for?

Darcy: Well, Dr. Doof, we've got the Destructress, Fist Puncher-- Killbot 86? It's been forever. You look good, dude!

Killbot 86: Aw, thanks. Just happy to be included.

Doof: All right, baddies, let's do this!

Singing[]

Darcy:
♪ Professor Exclamation's looking on point, us villains got the style ♪ Love this hat. Whoa!
♪ Oh, no, Shego is here to scare up this joint, we go the evil mile ♪

Doof: My turn.
♪ Bill Cipher wants to rule every dimension, Flintheart Glomgold loves his sharks ♪

Glomgold: Ow!

Doof: King Andrias gets an honorable mention, in spite of his redemption arc.

All:
♪ Evil as can be ♪
♪ We're gonna ruin your day, take all your joy away ♪
♪ Rocking an evil goatee ♪

♪ We got cruel schemes ♪
♪ We'll make your kiddos cry, drop missiles from the sky ♪
♪ Just wanna crush all your dreams ♪

Andrias:
♪ Emperor Belos is fellows with Drakken and Ludo as well ♪

Doof: Drakken, evil scientist club!

Andrias:
♪ Megavolt gets drinks with Jinx! ♪
♪ And Magica De Spell! ♪

Darcy: Wait. Are we sure Chip Whistler should be here?-- a supermarket CEO? Really?

Glomgold: No, it's cool. He tried to flatten a family's house into a parking lot.

Darcy: Oh, corporate villain! Noice!

All:
♪ Evil as can be ♪
♪ We'll talk a lot of smack and stab you in the back ♪
♪ Discretion fills us with glee ♪

♪ We make great TV ♪
♪ The show you love to hate, the fact that we're so great ♪
♪ Revel in our revelry! ♪

Outro[]

[The villains laugh!]

Andrias: Oh, so fun. Love you guys. Wait, what are we doing? We're villains!

Lord Hater: [gasps] Was I just hugging? Uh!

[He hurls Ludo away, hitting Glomgold's shark, who lands on Glomgold!]

Glomgold: Ah! Why does that shark keep hitting me?

Characters[]

Gallery[]

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Trivia[]

  • This short is the first one in DTVA history to feature King Andrias singing.
  • This marks the third Broken Karaoke crossover, after Born to be Strange and Sidekicks.
  • This also marks the fourth time that characters from Wander Over Yonder are featured.
  • Chip makes his first appearance in a Broken Karaoke short.
  • This short features the most characters from different shows, with 36 characters from 12 different shows.
  • The Core was successfully separated from Marcy in the penultimate episode of Amphibia, "All In", so this short may take place before this episode due to Darcy appearing.
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz taking part in this short suggests that either it takes place before Phineas and Ferb's original series finale, or Doofenshmirtz inexplicably went back to being a villain after the events of Milo Murphy's Law.


ve Shorts List
Country Kids in the City 1. Hog Ride • 2. Tea Party • 3. The Last Donut • 4. Duck Sandwich • 5. Bee Tree • 6. Secret Cat • 7. Tilly's Cats
Random Rings, Season 1 1. Cricket Calls a Karate School • 2. Cricket Calls a Party Store • 3. Cricket Calls a Spa • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call a Piano Teacher • 5. Cricket Calls a Grocery Store • 6. Tilly Calls a Library • 7. Cricket Calls a Pawn Shop • 8. Tilly Calls a Hotel • 9. Cricket Calls an Aquarium • 10. Cricket Calls a Pet Store • 11. Tilly and Cricket Call Raven Symoné!
Random Rings, Season 2 1. Telemarketer Calls the Greens • 2. Gramma Calls an Electronics Store • 3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Calls Gramma • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call Dr. Doofenshmirtz • 5. Tilly Calls the Future • 6. Cricket and Tilly Call Area 51 • 7. Tilly Calls a Magician
Random Rings, Season 3 1. Cricket Pranks Raven • 2. Santa Calls Cricket • 3. Cricket Pranks Chandler • 4. Tilly Tests Trevor
Random Rings, Season 4 1. Tilly and Cricket Call a Pizzeria • 2. Launchpad Calls Cricket • 3. Tilly Calls Meg
Random Rings, Season 5 1. Cricket Calls Zombies
Random Rings, Season 6 1. Cricket Calls the NHL • 2. The Greens Call the NHL • 3. Cricket Calls the MLB
Random Rings, Season 7 1. Cricket Calls Malachi
Theme Song Takeover 1. Gramma Theme Song Takeover • 2. Bill Theme Song Takeover • 3. Milo & Meg Theme Song Takeover • 4. Baby City Greens • 5. Vasquez Theme Song Takeover • 6. Remy Theme Song Takeover • 7. Andromeda Theme Song Takeover • 8. Grandpa Nick Theme Song Takeover
Broken Karaoke 1. Queen of Nice • 2. Doof Sings Deck the Halls • 3. Stuck at Home • 4. Where Are All the Monsters? • 5. Monsterman • 6. Goin' Back Out • 7. Sidekicks • 8. We're Goin' Offline • 9. Ways We Feel Anxious • 10. Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas • 11. Born to be Strange • 12. Evil As Can Be • 13. Tweenage Farm Kid
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute, Season 1 1. Meg Donnelly • 2. Trevor Tordjman • 3. Ariel Martin • 4. Siena Agudong • 5. Shelby Simmons • 6. The Houghton Brothers •7. Israel Johnson • 8. Izabela Rose • 9. Max the Goat
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute, Season 2 1. Madison Hammond • 2. Julie Foudy • 3. Danielle Jalade • 4. Ali Riley
Lip Switch 1. Zombies • 2. The Santa Clause
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 1 1. Turkey Tussle • 2. Christmas Crashers • 3. Say it Ain't Snow
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 2 1. Cheer Tryouts • 2. Big City Greens Christmas Marathon
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 3 1. Doof Falls for Gramma • 2. Breakfast Land! • 3. Tower of Terror
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 4 1. Prune Wars • 2. Happy Birthday, Disney Channel! • 3. Chibi Out To The Ballgame • 4. Get Saxon Back-Son • 5. Gramma Vs Grandson Prank War
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 5 1. The Decorator-Inator • 2. Snow Shovel Trouble!
How NOT to Draw 1. Cricket Green • 2. Tilly Green • 3. Gramma Alice
Road Trip 1. Croblin Con • 2. Hold Your Breath • 3. Jerky's • 4. Nighttime Symphony • 5. The Golden Croblin
Misc. Big City Greens: Road TripBig City Greens: ShortsgivingBig City Greens: ShortstoberThe Ghost and Molly McGee: Spring Shorts-tacularZOMBI-Thon with Big City GreensShortsmas with Big City GreensSummer Shortstacular with Big City GreensChibiverseCountry Club test animation
ve Songs
Season 1 Fun, Fun, FunLittle Plants DanceI Love Selling Hot DogsLife is All About Your Point of ViewHole, hole, hole, hole!Tilly's Bird SongToday Is A-OKBarry CudaGreens' HoedownLet's Start the Show!Funtopia
Season 2 You'll Be a Shining StarThe Best Part of ChristmasGood Deeds are Good IndeedIf I Can't Have ChristmasChristmas is HereChristmas is BustedNo Christmas At AllThe Best Part of Christmas (Reprise)Farming SongBaby, I Could Buy Your DadRalphie Rodent's Birthday BashLet's All Go to the BeachMiss Tilly's Fun Time TV HourGnome SongCrispy's Sundae ChallengeCricket Was Right About DadRemy, Remy, Not So ReadyI Got a Hundred DollarsYoung Bill's SongHappy Birthday to YouBanana SongCan't Never Give Up (My Pickup Truck)Back Off!Ask My KazooThinking Is HardSing My SongI Love Love Love, Love Love Love, Love YouCommunity Center SongWe Blortin'Burgs and Fries
Season 3 MonstermanAngelina See-Saw McFeatherhatWe Love Pickin' BerriesRemember the TimesBill Green Planting SongWhat Do I Do?When I Get HomeAnything Can Be FunMeatwich SongTake It To The MaxMy Only EnemyJoy to the WorldGather Round, Ye FamilyThat's What Best Friends DoWorking Together Makes Everything Better
Season 4 We've Got CauliflowerCarrotsKludge Don't Budge!Hand WalkersScarf-Eaze Massagers are the Best!Sneaky Snacker is the Way to Go!I Like Cabbage, You Like CabbageAll Kinds of LegumesNothing Competes-a with Mama Roni's PizzaWe Got Homegrown CornMama Roni'sHe's BillHappy as Can BeI Found My PeopleFamily Tree EndingGalaxu Theme SongYou Get MeAnythingHush, Little CricketDeck the HallsSilent NightThe Spirit of ChristmasO Christmas TreeMoppin' the FloorApril Fools DayThe BloatsVibe KillersBe Goth or Be GoneSave the MothsOur Dear Friend RemyNo More PiratesYou Have to WaitScoop It UpWithin My Heart
Season 5 TBA
Themes Theme SongDo It All Again
Movie Green Family VacationRules RapSpace Is FunGwendolyn's LamentStuff I Said
Theme Song Takeover Gramma Theme Song TakeoverBill Theme Song TakeoverMilo & Meg Theme Song TakeoverBaby City GreensVasquez Theme Song TakeoverRemy Theme Song TakeoverAndromeda Theme Song TakeoverGrandpa Nick Theme Song Takeover
Broken Karaoke Queen of NiceDoof Sings Deck the HallsStuck at HomeWhere Are All the Monsters?MonstermanGoin' Back OutSidekicksWe're Goin' OfflineWays We Feel AnxiousSanta Gave My Grandson Coal for ChristmasBorn to be StrangeEvil As Can BeTweenage Farm Kid
Promotional songs Movin' to Gramma's HouseBingo-BangoWerk WeekendSaturday NightGrateful for the GreensDecember SaturdaysEarly Saturday Morning • Big City Greens x Line Rider
Unused songs Tell a Story, Whatcha SeeThank YouNational Friendship Day Song