Evil As Can Be

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Evil As Can Be
Artist(s)
Vocalist(s)	Dan Povenmire (Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz) Haley Tju (Darcy) Keith Ferguson (Flintheart Glomgold, Killbot 86, & Lord Hater) Keith David (King Andrias)
Track Information
Time	2:11
Genre	Pop
Key signature	A♭ major
Release Information
Released	October 7, 2023
Video
Music Chronology
Previous	Born to be Strange
Next	Tweenage Farm Kid

Evil As Can Be is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by various villains, and is also a parody of "I'm Finally Me" from the third (and final) installment of the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S franchise.

Synopsis

In this cover of "I'm Finally Me" from ZOMBIES 3, The Disney Channel's greatest animated villains gather together to sing a power anthem about how good it is to be evil. "Evil As Can Be" features Darcy and King Andrias from Amphibia, Glomgold from DuckTales, Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, and Lord Hater and Killbot 86 from Wander Over Yonder.

Lyrics

Intro

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Don't be shy, evil villains. Huddle up. Darcy, everyone accounted for?

Darcy: Well, Dr. Doof, we've got the Destructress, Fist Puncher-- Killbot 86? It's been forever. You look good, dude!

Killbot 86: Aw, thanks. Just happy to be included.

Doof: All right, baddies, let's do this!

Singing

Darcy:
♪ Professor Exclamation's looking on point, us villains got the style ♪ Love this hat. Whoa!
♪ Oh, no, Shego is here to scare up this joint, we go the evil mile ♪

Doof: My turn.
♪ Bill Cipher wants to rule every dimension, Flintheart Glomgold loves his sharks ♪

Glomgold: Ow!

Doof: King Andrias gets an honorable mention, in spite of his redemption arc.

All:
♪ Evil as can be ♪
♪ We're gonna ruin your day, take all your joy away ♪
♪ Rocking an evil goatee ♪

♪ We got cruel schemes ♪
♪ We'll make your kiddos cry, drop missiles from the sky ♪
♪ Just wanna crush all your dreams ♪

Andrias:
♪ Emperor Belos is fellows with Drakken and Ludo as well ♪

Doof: Drakken, evil scientist club!

Andrias:
♪ Megavolt gets drinks with Jinx! ♪
♪ And Magica De Spell! ♪

Darcy: Wait. Are we sure Chip Whistler should be here?-- a supermarket CEO? Really?

Glomgold: No, it's cool. He tried to flatten a family's house into a parking lot.

Darcy: Oh, corporate villain! Noice!

All:
♪ Evil as can be ♪
♪ We'll talk a lot of smack and stab you in the back ♪
♪ Discretion fills us with glee ♪

♪ We make great TV ♪
♪ The show you love to hate, the fact that we're so great ♪
♪ Revel in our revelry! ♪

Outro

[The villains laugh!]

Andrias: Oh, so fun. Love you guys. Wait, what are we doing? We're villains!

Lord Hater: [gasps] Was I just hugging? Uh!

[He hurls Ludo away, hitting Glomgold's shark, who lands on Glomgold!]

Glomgold: Ah! Why does that shark keep hitting me?

Characters

• Big City Greens:
  • Chip Whistler
  • Cricket Green
• Amphibia:
  • Darcy (The Core as Marcy Wu)
  • King Andrias
  • Anne Boonchuy (pictured)
  • Barry (pictured)
  • Sprig Plantar (pictured)
• Phineas and Ferb:
  • Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (1st & 2nd Dimension)
  • Mitch (pictured)
  • Super Super Big Doctor (pictured)
• DuckTales:
  • Flintheart Glomgold
  • Magica De Spell
  • Megavolt
  • Don Karnage (pictured)
• Wander Over Yonder:
  • Lord Hater
  • Killbot 86
  • Lord Dominator
• Hamster & Gretel:
  • Professor Exclamation
  • FistPuncher
  • The Destructress
  • Gretel Grant-Gomez (pictured)
• Kim Possible:
  • Shego
  • Dr. Drakken
• Gravity Falls:
  • Bill Cipher
• Star vs. the Forces of Evil:
  • Ludo
  • Toffee
  • Mina Loveberry (pictured)
• The Owl House:
  • Emperor Belos
  • Tibbles
  • Odalia Blight (pictured)
  • Luz Noceda (pictured)
• The Ghost and Molly McGee:
  • Jinx
  • Scratch
  • Molly McGee (pictured)
• Milo Murphy's Law:
  • King Pistachion (pictured)

Gallery

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Trivia

• This short is the first one in DTVA history to feature King Andrias singing.
• This marks the third Broken Karaoke crossover, after Born to be Strange and Sidekicks.
• This also marks the fourth time that characters from Wander Over Yonder are featured.
• Chip makes his first appearance in a Broken Karaoke short.
• This short features the most characters from different shows, with 36 characters from 12 different shows.
• The Core was successfully separated from Marcy in the penultimate episode of Amphibia, "All In", so this short may take place before this episode due to Darcy appearing.
• Dr. Doofenshmirtz taking part in this short suggests that either it takes place before Phineas and Ferb's original series finale, or Doofenshmirtz inexplicably went back to being a villain after the events of Milo Murphy's Law.