Colleen Voyd explains, patter song style, the importance of following Gwendolyn Zapp's Zapp-stronaut rulebook and that space is not at all fun as Cricket thinks.
Lyrics[]
Colleen:
Space ain't no vacation
It's a dangerous location
Your only weapon against it are these regulations
Unless it's your goal to stroll into a black hole
Listen to the system Zapp code, here we go!
Don't run
No finger guns
No staring at the sun
Stand up straight, hydrate
And always clench your buns!
Use disinfection to perfection
And always pay attention!
Mini golf is off limits!
No exceptions!
Cricket:Why do you even have it, then?!
Colleen:
These are the Zapp-stronaut rules
Learn them all
Don't be a fool
There's a ton more, y'all
On this rocket
There's a ton of hot inventions that astonish
They're not toys for little boys
So they're locked up in a closet
Here's a no brainer: don't touch the cryochamber
It'll freeze you in suspended animation with its vapor!
Like a human popsicle
You might need the hospital
Unless you want your teeth to chatter so much
It's comical
When you're in the cockpit, there's no flying the ship
The controls are for those who know,
And you know ZIP!
Not asking for the moon
Just don't be a buffoon!
Try to steer and you'll veer us into Neptune!
These Zapp-stronaut rules
They'll keep you alive
Don't sit there and drool
There's 8,095!
Genius Gwendolyn Z
Wrote this guide for you and me
For a better tomorrow
Then we all must follow
These rules to a tee!
This initiative cannot fail
BigTech shall prevail
You hear the rules
Now follow them through
Or you won't live to tell the tale!
Trivia[]
The Space and Politeness division being abbreviated to S&P may be a reference to Disney's Standards and Practices, which is infamous for being strict with what they allow.
It is ironic that the song mentions the danger of black holes, considering there are none in the solar system, making the danger nonexistent.
The nearest black hole in space from the solar system is Gaia BH1, which is located 1,560 light years away from earth.
One of the rules in the rulebook reads, "Never utter the words Ms. Kay", foreshadowing Gwendolyn's grudge against her later in the movie.
