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Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas is a Christmas-themed Broken Karaoke song about Gramma venturing to the North Pole after Santa had given Cricket coal for Christmas.
Synopsis[]
When Cricket is distraught to receive coal from Santa Claus, a furious Gramma Alice journeys to the North Pole on a mission for vengeance!
Intro[]
Tilly: Merry Christmas, Cricket! What do you think you got from Santa?
Cricket: I dunno, Tilly. I just hope this sign made it clear I do not want coal.
Alice: Coal?! Trust me. That ain't gonna happen again.
Cricket and Tilly: Again?
Alice: Yup! It's time for a Broken Karaoke that'll teach you the truth about Santa. He was once my sworn mortal enemy.
Lyrics[]
Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas!
He made my little angel's heart just break.
But your Gramma's not some weak old lady.
And Santa made a very grave mistake!
Tilly: Oh my gosh!
Cricket: What'd you do Gramma?
Alice: So I headed to the North Pole.
I snuck a ride on the Polar Express.
There I met a talking snowman.
And I made him give up Ol' Saint Nick's address.
Cricket: Uhhh, did this really happen?
Alice: I broke into Santa's toy shop.
And it was filled with all these stinkin' elves!
I said “take me to the big guy!”
And they refused so we battled, 1 v. 12!
Tilly: You attacked the elves?
Alice: Hiyah!
Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas.
How dare he taunt and torment my own kin?
I'd love to cook a Christmas feast for Santa.
And serve him up some reindeer venison!
Cricket: What happened next?
Alice: I came face to face with Santa,
as he gave Rudolph a new hairdo.
"Hey jerk! You traumatized my grandson!
I'd say the naughty person here is YOU!"
Cricket: Sick burn, Gramma.
Alice: Santa Claus looked so remorseful.
And I must admit that I was floored.
He said he was deeply sorry.
Then he gifted me his own grandmother's sword!
Tilly: That's how you got your sword?
Alice: Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas.
But he vowed he won't do that again.
Once a year, I go back to the North Pole.
‘Cause me and Santa Claus are now best friends!
Sing it, kids!
Cricket and Tilly: Santa gave her grandson coal for Christmas!
So she gave him a piece of her mind!
No more coal, he better stick to presents.
Everyone: Or Gramma's gonna kick Saint Nick's behind!
Alice: Merry Christmas!
Gallery[]
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Trivia[]
- Some of the names on Santa's lists are references to various crew members:
- Sabrina: Storyboard artist Sabrina Alberghetti
- Shane: Co-creator Shane Houghton
- Rachel: Writer Rachel McNevin
- Matt: Either former writer Matt Braly or background designer Matthew Thiebes
- Ryan: Writer Ryan Ridley
- Jenna: Gabriella's voice actor Jenna Ortega
- Ben: Storyboard artist Ben Adams
- Dan: Either Vasquez's voice actor Danny Trejo or Mr. Burger Clown's voice actor Dan Fogler
- Michael: Story writer Michael McCafferty
- Chris: Cricket's voice actor and co-creator Chris Houghton
- Steve: Editor Steve Lowtwait
- One of the elves resembles Lucy van Pelt from Peanuts.
- On (some) cable re-runs of this short, the lyric "Or Gramma's gonna kick Saint Nick's behind!" is accidentally captioned as "Cause Gramma shall not dare put this behind!".
- Currently, this is the only Broken Karaoke short that is not a parody of another (known) song.