Exactly halfway to Smalton
Smalton is the city in the country the Green family (excluding Alice) originally lived in before moving into Alice's house in Big City after they lost their farm.
It serves as the main location for the second half of Season 3, and some episodes in Season 4.
History[]
Green Family[]
Bill moved to the town when he was a young man, out of the rural exurbs around the rapidly expanding Big City. At some point Bill married Nancy and bought a farm where they had Tilly and a second unplanned child, Cricket. Bill and Nancy's marriage didn't work out thus they divorced some time after, and the Greens also began to struggle financially due to the presence of various industrial farms opening and stealing popularity. Nancy in rebellion breaks into one of them, Mass dairy factory farms, and releases the cows but is caught and jailed. After this Bill is forced to sell his farm to the bank, after which he moves the family to the original Greens' house with his mother Alice in Big City.
Sometime later after living in Big City with Alice and selling vegetables, Bill and Cricket take an impromptu daytrip back to Smalton to refill his jar of dirt and realize the property didn't sell so Bill decides to buy it and move back. As a result, the Greens move back to the country with Cricket's best friend Remy joining as part of a study abroad program and Alice joins later on for an extended stay, but as it downs on them that they preferred Big City more, they move back in with Gramma permanently while Nancy moves to Smalton in their place, and they now spend half of their time in Big City and half in Smalton.
Description[]
Smalton is a town over 100 miles away from Big City. It is home to multiple residents, including the Green family for a brief time. There is a small urban area in the center of town known as Downtown Smalton.
Places of Interest[]
Residences[]
Notable Businesses[]
- Patti's Diner
- Smalton General Store
- Smalton Barber
- Feed-N-Seed
- Frank's
- Smalton Thrift Barn
- Jiggly Biggly
Places Of Interest[]
Known mottos[]
- Little town, big heart. (Medium raccoon problem)
- Where everyone knows everyone. ...except Jeff.
- Now featuring two stoplights!
- Stop by and say hello!
- We get snow too!
- Hope you like corn.
- Home of the common man.
Laws[]
It was revealed in "Awful Lawful" that Smalton is known for having a series a series of ridiculous rules that are technically still in effect. There are a total of 95 laws, although only 11 were named so far.
- It is illegal to churn butter while dancing.
- It is illegal to run backwards in a pasture.
- It is illegal to eat a can of beans after 5:00 PM.
- It is illegal to say the word "sasparilla".
- It is illegal to trick a redhead on a Tuesday. (#37)
- It is illegal to do a crab walk in a barbershop. (#8)
- It is illegal to play a harmonica with your armpit. (#33)
- It is illegal to talk in Pig Latin before 12:00 noon. (#67)
- It is illegal to build a fort out of fertilizer bags. (#9)
- It is illegal to pet a chicken 100 feet above sea level. (#72)
- It is illegal to eat a sandwich on the town cannon. (#95)
Trivia[]
- The town has its own motto, which changes every episode. In "Dog Mayor", the town motto hadn't been written yet and was blank.
- The name sounds very similar to Brighton, the main town setting for The Ghost and Molly McGee.
- Downtown Smalton only consists of 5 buildings.
- According to the road signs shown in "Long Goodbye", Big City and Smalton are roughly 160 miles (258 kilometers) apart.
- Smalton likely has a highway as mentioned in "Turkey Trouble" or it could be a highway into the town.
- The slogan on the water tower changes every episode, much like the sign outside Middleton High School in Kim Possible.
- According to Cricket in "Blood Moon" all the homes in Smalton are placed so far apart that one would have to drive from one place to another to go trick-or-treating.
- The town is very similar to Smallville, Superman's childhood home.
Appearances[]
| Season 1 | ||||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme: | Absent | |||||||||||
| 1. "Space Chicken": | Absent | 30. "Feud Fight": | Absent | |||||||||
| 2. "Steak Night": | Absent | 31. "Breaking News": | Absent | |||||||||
| 3. "Cricket Versus": | Absent | 32. "Cyberbullies": | Absent | |||||||||
| 4. "Blue Tater": | Absent | 33. "Tilly Tour": | Absent | |||||||||
| 5. "Swimming Fool": | Absent | 34. "Dinner Party": | Absent | |||||||||
| 6. "Tilly's Goat": | Absent | 35. "Coffee Quest": | Absent | |||||||||
| 7. "Cricketsitter": | Absent | 36. "Phoenix Rises": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 8. "Backflip Bill": | Absent | 37. "Blood Moon": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 9. "Gramma's License": | Absent | 38. "Big Deal": | Absent | |||||||||
| 10. "Bear Trapped": | Absent | 39. "Forbidden Feline": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Photo Op": | Mentioned | 40. "Uncaged": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 12. "Remy Rescue": | Absent | 41. "Harvest Dinner": | Absent | |||||||||
| 13. "Gridlocked": | Absent | 42. "Winner Winner": | Absent | |||||||||
| 14. "Mama Bird": | Absent | 43. "Night Bill": | Absent | |||||||||
| 15. "Welcome Home": | Mentioned | 44. "Cheap Snake": | Absent | |||||||||
| 16. "Raccooned": | Absent | 45. "Hiya Henry": | Absent | |||||||||
| 17. "Fill Bill": | Absent | 46. "People Watching": | Absent | |||||||||
| 18. "Critterball Crisis": | Absent | 47. "Valentine's Dance": | Absent | |||||||||
| 19. "Parade Day": | Absent | 48. "Green Streets": | Absent | |||||||||
| 20. "DIY Guys": | Absent | 49. "Hurty Tooth": | Absent | |||||||||
| 21. "Gargoyle Gals": | Absent | 50. "Sleepover Sisters": | Absent | |||||||||
| 22. "Supermarket Scandal": | Absent | 51. "Trailer Trouble": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 23. "Barry Cuda": | Absent | 52. "Mansion Madness": | Absent | |||||||||
| 24. "Suite Retreat": | Absent | 53. "Park Pandemonium": | Absent | |||||||||
| 25. "Family Legacy": | Absent | 54. "Cricket's Biscuits": | Absent | |||||||||
| 26. "Paint Misbehavin": | Absent | 55. "Skunked": | Absent | |||||||||
| 27. "Rated Cricket": | Absent | 56. "Axin' Saxon": | Absent | |||||||||
| 28. "Homeshare Hoedown": | Absent | 57. "Cricket's Place": | Absent | |||||||||
| 29. "Cricket's Shoes": | Absent | 58. "Volunteer Tilly": | Absent | |||||||||
| Season 2 | ||||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Cricket's Kapowie-Chipwrecked): | Absent | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Chipocalypse Now): | Absent | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme ('Rent Control-Gloria's Café): | Absent | |||||||||||
| 1. "Cricket's Kapowie": | Absent | 30. "Gabriella's Fella": | Absent | |||||||||
| 2. "Car Trouble": | Absent | 31. "Cheap Show": | Absent | |||||||||
| 3. "Urban Legend": | Absent | 32. "Green Mirror": | Absent | |||||||||
| 4. "Wishing Well": | Absent | 33. "Cricket's Tickets": | Absent | |||||||||
| 5. "Elevator Action": | Absent | 34. "Times Circle": | Absent | |||||||||
| 6. "Bad Influencer": | Absent | 35. "Super Gramma": | Absent | |||||||||
| 7. "Green Christmas": | Absent | 36. "Present Tense": | Absent | |||||||||
| 8. "Reckoning Ball": | Absent | 37. "Hurt Bike": | Absent | |||||||||
| 9. "Clubbed": | Absent | 38. "Quiet Please": | Absent | |||||||||
| 10. "Impopstar": | Absent | 39. "Chipwrecked": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Football Camp": | Absent | 40. "Chipocalypse Now": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 12. "Heat Beaters": | Absent | 41. "'Rent Control": | Absent | |||||||||
| 13. "Bill-iever": | Absent | 42. "Pool's Gold": | Absent | |||||||||
| 14. "Shark Objects": | Absent | 43. "Big Resolution": | Absent | |||||||||
| 15. "Dream Weaver": | Appears | 44. "Winter Greens": | Absent | |||||||||
| 16. "Level Up": | Absent | 45. "Mages & Mazes": | Absent | |||||||||
| 17. "Wild Side: | Flashback | 46. "Okay Karaoke": | Imagined | |||||||||
| 18. "Garage Tales": | Absent | 47. "Date Night": | Absent | |||||||||
| 19. "Animal Farm": | Absent | 48. "The Room": | Absent | |||||||||
| 20. "Desserted": | Absent | 49. "Bleeped": | Absent | |||||||||
| 21. "The Gifted": | Absent | 50. "Sellouts": | Absent | |||||||||
| 22. "Time Crisis": | Absent | 51. "Fast Foodie": | Absent | |||||||||
| 23. "Gramma Driver": | Absent | 52. "Spaghetti Theory": | Absent | |||||||||
| 24. "Tilly Style": | Absent | 53. "Ding Dongers": | Absent | |||||||||
| 25. "I, Farmbot": | Absent | 54. "Animation Abomination": | Absent | |||||||||
| 26. "Friend Con": | Mentioned | 55. "The Van": | Absent | |||||||||
| 27. "Flimflammed": | Absent | 56. "Bat Girl": | Absent | |||||||||
| 28. "Greens' Acres": | Flashback | 57. "Cousin Jilly": | Flashback | |||||||||
| 29. "Dolled Up": | Absent | 58. "Gloria's Café": | Absent | |||||||||
| Season 3 | ||||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Squashed!): | Absent | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Boss Life-Dirt Jar): | Absent | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (The Move): | Absent | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Country Side-Homeward Hound): | Appears | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Pie Hard-Horse Girl, Pen Pals-Long Goodbye): | Appears | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Virtually Christmas): | Absent | |||||||||||
| 1. "Squashed!": | Absent | 19. "Country Side": | Appears | |||||||||
| 2. "Boss Life": | Absent | 20. "Junk Mountain": | Appears | |||||||||
| 3. "Papaganda": | Absent | 21. "Farmer Remy": | Appears | |||||||||
| 4. "Little Buddy": | Absent | 22. "Homeward Hound": | Appears | |||||||||
| 5. "Zen Garden": | Absent | 23. "Pie Hard": | Appears | |||||||||
| 6. "No Service": | Absent | 24. "Rat Tail": | Appears | |||||||||
| 7. "Takened": | Absent | 25. "Frilly Tilly": | Appears | |||||||||
| 8. "Green Greens": | Absent | 26. "Montaged": | Appears | |||||||||
| 9. "Truce Bomb": | Absent | 27. "Pizza Deliverance": | Appears | |||||||||
| 10. "Trivia Night": | Absent | 28. "Horse Girl": | Appears | |||||||||
| 11. "Big Trouble": | Absent | 29. "Virtually Christmas": | Absent | |||||||||
| 12. "DependaBill": | Absent | 30. "Pen Pals": | Appears | |||||||||
| 13. "The Delivernator": | Absent | 31. "Study Abroad": | Appears | |||||||||
| 14. "Listen Up!": | Absent | 32. "Honey Heist": | Appears | |||||||||
| 15. "Big Picture": | Absent | 33. "Dog Mayor": | Appears | |||||||||
| 16. "Rembo": | Absent | 34. "Chill Bill": | Appears | |||||||||
| 17. "Dirt Jar": | Appears | 35. "Bunny Farm": | Appears | |||||||||
| 18. "The Move": | Appears | 36. "Long Goodbye": | Appears | |||||||||
| Season 4 | ||||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Truck Stopped-Green Trial): | Appears | |||||||||||
| Big City Greens Main Title Theme (Bad Dad-Unplanned): | Appears | |||||||||||
| 1. "Truck Stopped": | Appears | 30. "Good Grief": | Absent | |||||||||
| 2. "Jingled": | Absent | 31. "Evil Family": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 3. "Stand-Up Bill": | Absent | 32. "Greens Underground": | Mentioned | |||||||||
| 4. "Green Trial": | Appears | 33. "Freebie Frenzy": | Absent | |||||||||
| 5. "Bad Dad": | Appears | 34. "TP'd": | Appears | |||||||||
| 6. "Junk Junkie": | Absent | 35. "Chocolate Santa": | Absent | |||||||||
| 7. "Handshaken": | Appears | 36. "Meadow Mania": | Appears | |||||||||
| 8. "Coffee Mates": | Absent | 37. "Split Decision": | Absent | |||||||||
| 9. "Iced": | Absent | 38. "Skipped Over": | Appears | |||||||||
| 10. "Chipped Off": | Mentioned | 39. "One Hundred": | Absent | |||||||||
| 11. "Internetted": | Absent | 40. "Chip's Revenge": | Absent | |||||||||
| 12. "Guiding Gregly": | Appears | 41. "Charity Case": | Absent | |||||||||
| 13. "Family Tree": | Appears | 42. "Like Father": | Absent | |||||||||
| 14. "Unguarded": | Absent | 43. "Locked In": | Absent | |||||||||
| 15. "Concrete Jungle": | Absent | 44. "City Wayne" | Appears | |||||||||
| 16. "Starter Pack": | Absent | 45. "Saxon Saxability": | Absent | |||||||||
| 17. "Dollar Sense": | Absent | 46. "Remy Dilemmy": | Absent | |||||||||
| 18. "True Cawing": | Absent | 47. "Swashbuckled": | Absent | |||||||||
| 19. "Fortune Feller": | Appears | 48. "Nick Scouts": | Appears | |||||||||
| 20. "No Escape": | Absent | 49. "Flexed": | Absent | |||||||||
| 21. "Turkey Trouble": | Appears | 50. "After Dark": | Absent | |||||||||
| 22. "Hard Bargain": | Appears | 51. "Spinned Off": | Appears | |||||||||
| 23. "Dream Tree": | Appears | 52. "Broken Karted": | Appears | |||||||||
| 24. "Blue Greens": | Absent | 53. "Short Wait": | Absent | |||||||||
| 25. "Hullabaloo'd": | Appears | 54. "Awful Lawful": | Appears | |||||||||
| 26. "Jaded": | Absent | 55. "Scooped!": | Absent | |||||||||
| 27. "Dog Proof": | Absent | 56. "Mulligan'd": | Appears | |||||||||
| 28. "Cricket Control": | Mentioned | 57. "Rehashed History": | Absent | |||||||||
| 29. "April Fool": | Absent | 58. "Unplanned": | Appears | |||||||||