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Tweenage Farm Kid
Tweenage Farm Kid is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by Cricket Green and Tilly Green . It is also a parody of "Teenage Dirtbag " from the hit album, Wheatus .
Synopsis [ ]
In “Tweenage Farm Kid”, a song parody of Wheatus’ Teenage Dirtbag , Cricket and Tilly sing about how your life is a little different when you grew up on a farm!
Lyrics [ ]
Intro [ ]
Cricket : What up y’all! It’s time for a farm kid power anthem!
Song [ ]
Cricket :
My name’s Cricket Green
The farm life runs in my blood
Don’t care ‘bout hygiene
Wrestlin’ my pig through the mud
I see city folk
Thinkin’ I’m a joke
But they do not know who I am
And they do not give a yam about me
'Cause I’m just a tween-age farm kid, Tilly!
Lookin’ so cool while growing chili!
Don’t give me milk unless it’s fresh from the teat!
Cow : MOO-OO-OO-OOO
Cricket : Whoa Tilly, did you train the cow to sing with perfect pitch?!
Tilly : I’m just bringing out her natural talent!
My name’s Tilly Green
I’m livin’ life my own way I find it serene
Snoozing on a bale of hay
I don’t mean to gloat
I’m friends with a goat
We may not live in a high rise
But every day’s a surprise and here's why…
'Cause I’m just a tween-age farm kid, Cricket!
I don’t eat corn unless I pick it! Who needs a car?
I’ll drive my sheep on the street!
Sheep : BAA-AA-AA-AAA
Cricket : You trained the sheep too?!
Tilly : She’s my star soprano!
Cricket and Tilly :
Oh yeah! Farm kids!
Harvesting fun here in Big City!
Oh yeah! Farm kids!
Hope you enjoyed our little ditty!
Outro [ ]
Cow : Moooo!
Gallery [ ]
Click here to view the gallery for Tweenage Farm Kid .
Trivia [ ]
This is the first Broken Karaoke short to use the traditional hand-drawn animation. Funnily enough however, judging by its animation style, it was animated by Rough Draft Korea .
This was released 2 days after Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation premiered on Disney Channel and one day after it began streaming on Disney+.
v • e — Shorts List —
Country Kids in the City
1. Hog Ride • 2. Tea Party • 3. The Last Donut • 4. Duck Sandwich • 5. Bee Tree • 6. Secret Cat • 7. Tilly's Cats
Theme Song Takeover
1. Gramma Theme Song Takeover • 2. Bill Theme Song Takeover • 3. Milo & Meg Theme Song Takeover • 4. Baby City Greens • 5. Vasquez Theme Song Takeover • 6. Remy Theme Song Takeover • 7. Andromeda Theme Song Takeover
Random Rings , Season 1
1. Cricket Calls a Karate School • 2. Cricket Calls a Party Store • 3. Cricket Calls a Spa • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call a Piano Teacher • 5. Cricket Calls a Grocery Store • 6. Tilly Calls a Library • 7. Cricket Calls a Pawn Shop • 8. Tilly Calls a Hotel • 9. Cricket Calls an Aquarium • 10. Cricket Calls a Pet Store • 11. Tilly and Cricket Call Raven Symoné!
Random Rings , Season 2
1. Telemarketer Calls the Greens • 2. Gramma Calls an Electronics Store • 3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Calls Gramma • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call Dr. Doofenshmirtz • 5. Tilly Calls the Future • 6. Cricket and Tilly Call Area 51 • 7. Tilly Calls a Magician
Random Rings , Season 3
1. Cricket Pranks Raven • 2. Santa Calls Cricket • 3. Cricket Pranks Chandler • 4. Tilly Tests Trevor
Random Rings , Season 4
1. Tilly and Cricket Call a Pizzeria • 2. Launchpad Calls Cricket • 3. Tilly Calls Meg
Random Rings , Season 5
1. Cricket Calls Zombies
Random Rings , Season 6
1. Cricket Calls the NHL • 2. The Greens Call the NHL • 3. Cricket Calls the MLB
Broken Karaoke
1. Queen of Nice • 2. Doof Sings Deck the Halls • 3. Stuck at Home • 4. Where Are All the Monsters? • 5. Monsterman • 6. Goin' Back Out • 7. Sidekicks • 8. We're Goin' Offline • 9. Ways We Feel Anxious • 10. Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas • 11. Born to be Strange • 12. Evil As Can Be • 13. Tweenage Farm Kid
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute
1. Meg Donnelly • 2. Trevor Tordjman • 3. Ariel Martin • 4. Siena Agudong • 5. Shelby Simmons • 6. The Houghton Brothers •7. Israel Johnson • 8. Izabela Rose • 9. Max the Goat
Lip Switch
1. Zombies • 2. The Santa Clause
Chibi Tiny Tales , Season 1
1. Turkey Tussle • 2. Christmas Crashers • 3. Say it Ain't Snow
Chibi Tiny Tales , Season 2
1. Big City Greens Christmas Marathon
Chibi Tiny Tales , Season 3
1. Doof Falls for Gramma • 2. Breakfast Land! • 3. Tower of Terror
Chibi Tiny Tales , Season 4
1. Prune Wars • 2. Tilly & Cricket Rescue Saxon • 3. Big City Greens Prank War!
How NOT to Draw
1. Cricket Green • 2. Tilly Green
Misc.
Big City Greens: Road Trip • Big City Greens: Shortsgiving • Big City Greens: Shortstober • The Ghost and Molly McGee: Spring Shorts-tacular • ZOMBI-Thon with Big City Greens • Shortsmas with Big City Greens • Summer Shortstacular with Big City Greens • Chibiverse • Country Club test animation
v • e — Songs —
Fun, Fun, Fun • Little Plants Dance • I Love Selling Hot Dogs • Tilly's Bird Song • Today Is A-OK • Barry Cuda • Life is All About Your Point of View • Greens' Hoedown • Funtopia
The Best Part of Christmas • Good Deeds are Good Indeed • If I Can't Have Christmas • Christmas is Here • Christmas is Busted • No Christmas At All • The Best Part of Christmas (Reprise) • Farming Song • Baby, I Could Buy Your Dad • Ralphie Rodent's Birthday Bash • Let's All Go to the Beach • Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Hour • Gnome Song • Crispy's Sundae Challenge • Cricket Was Right About Dad • Remy, Remy, Not So Ready • I Got a Hundred Dollars • My Name is Bill Green • Happy Birthday to You • Banana Song • Can't Never Give Up (My Pickup Truck) • Back Off! • Ask My Kazoo • Thinking Is Hard • Sing My Song • I Love Love Love, Love Love Love, Love You • Community Center Song • We Blortin' • Burgs and Fries
Monsterman • Angelina See-Saw McFeatherhat • We Love Pickin' Berries • Remember the Times • Bill Green's Planting Song • What Do I Do? • When I Get Home • Anything Can Be Fun! • My Usual • Take It To The Max • My Only Enemy • Joy to the World • Gather Round, Ye Family • That's What Best Friends Do • Working Together Makes Everything Better
We've Got Cauliflower • Carrots • Kludge Don't Budge! • Hand Walkers • Scarf-Eaze Massagers are the Best! • Sneaky Snacker is the Way to Go! • I Like Cabbage, You Like Cabbage • All Kinds of Legumes • Nothing Competes-a with Mama Roni's Pizza • We Got Homegrown Corn • Mama Roni's • He's Bill • Happy as Can Be • I Found My People • Family Tree Ending • Galaxu Theme Song • You Get Me • The Greens Can Do Anything • Deck the Halls • Silent Night • The Spirit of Christmas • O Christmas Tree
Theme Song • Do It All Again
Green Family Vacation • Rules Rap • Space Is Fun • Space Is Fun (Reprise) • Gwendolyn's Lament • Stuff I Said • Green Family Vacation (Reprise)
Gramma Theme Song Takeover • Bill Theme Song Takeover • Milo & Meg Theme Song Takeover • Baby City Greens • Vasquez Theme Song Takeover • Remy Theme Song Takeover • Andromeda Theme Song Takeover
Queen of Nice • Doof Sings Deck the Halls • Stuck at Home • Where Are All the Monsters? • Monsterman • Goin' Back Out • Sidekicks • We're Goin' Offline • Ways We Feel Anxious • Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas • Born to be Strange • Evil As Can Be • Tweenage Farm Kid
Movin' to Gramma's House • Bingo-Bango • Werk Weekend • Saturday Night • Grateful for the Greens • December Saturdays • Early Saturday Morning • Big City Greens x Line Rider
Tell a Story, Whatcha See • Thank You