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Tweenage Farm Kid is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by Cricket Green and Tilly Green. It is also a parody of "Teenage Dirtbag" from the hit album, Wheatus.

Synopsis[]

In “Tweenage Farm Kid”, a song parody of Wheatus’ Teenage Dirtbag, Cricket and Tilly sing about how your life is a little different when you grew up on a farm!

Lyrics[]

Intro[]

Cricket: What up y’all! It’s time for a farm kid power anthem!

Song[]

Cricket:
My name’s Cricket Green
The farm life runs in my blood
Don’t care ‘bout hygiene
Wrestlin’ my pig through the mud

I see city folk
Thinkin’ I’m a joke
But they do not know who I am
And they do not give a yam about me

'Cause I’m just a tween-age farm kid, Tilly!
Lookin’ so cool while growing chili!
Don’t give me milk unless it’s fresh from the teat!

Cow: MOO-OO-OO-OOO

Cricket: Whoa Tilly, did you train the cow to sing with perfect pitch?!

Tilly: I’m just bringing out her natural talent!

My name’s Tilly Green
I’m livin’ life my own way I find it serene
Snoozing on a bale of hay
I don’t mean to gloat
I’m friends with a goat
We may not live in a high rise

But every day’s a surprise and here's why…
'Cause I’m just a tween-age farm kid, Cricket!
I don’t eat corn unless I pick it! Who needs a car?
I’ll drive my sheep on the street!

Sheep: BAA-AA-AA-AAA

Cricket: You trained the sheep too?!

Tilly: She’s my star soprano!

Cricket and Tilly:
Oh yeah! Farm kids!
Harvesting fun here in Big City!
Oh yeah! Farm kids!
Hope you enjoyed our little ditty!

Outro[]

Cow: Moooo!

Gallery[]

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Trivia[]

  • This is the first Broken Karaoke short to use the traditional hand-drawn animation. Funnily enough however, judging by its animation style, it was animated by Rough Draft Korea.
  • This was released 2 days after Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation premiered on Disney Channel and one day after it began streaming on Disney+.


ve Shorts List
Country Kids in the City 1. Hog Ride • 2. Tea Party • 3. The Last Donut • 4. Duck Sandwich • 5. Bee Tree • 6. Secret Cat • 7. Tilly's Cats
Theme Song Takeover 1. Gramma Theme Song Takeover • 2. Bill Theme Song Takeover • 3. Milo & Meg Theme Song Takeover • 4. Baby City Greens • 5. Vasquez Theme Song Takeover • 6. Remy Theme Song Takeover • 7. Andromeda Theme Song Takeover
Random Rings, Season 1 1. Cricket Calls a Karate School • 2. Cricket Calls a Party Store • 3. Cricket Calls a Spa • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call a Piano Teacher • 5. Cricket Calls a Grocery Store • 6. Tilly Calls a Library • 7. Cricket Calls a Pawn Shop • 8. Tilly Calls a Hotel • 9. Cricket Calls an Aquarium • 10. Cricket Calls a Pet Store • 11. Tilly and Cricket Call Raven Symoné!
Random Rings, Season 2 1. Telemarketer Calls the Greens • 2. Gramma Calls an Electronics Store • 3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Calls Gramma • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call Dr. Doofenshmirtz • 5. Tilly Calls the Future • 6. Cricket and Tilly Call Area 51 • 7. Tilly Calls a Magician
Random Rings, Season 3 1. Cricket Pranks Raven • 2. Santa Calls Cricket • 3. Cricket Pranks Chandler • 4. Tilly Tests Trevor
Random Rings, Season 4 1. Tilly and Cricket Call a Pizzeria • 2. Launchpad Calls Cricket • 3. Tilly Calls Meg
Random Rings, Season 5 1. Cricket Calls Zombies
Random Rings, Season 6 1. Cricket Calls the NHL • 2. The Greens Call the NHL • 3. Cricket Calls the MLB
Broken Karaoke 1. Queen of Nice • 2. Doof Sings Deck the Halls • 3. Stuck at Home • 4. Where Are All the Monsters? • 5. Monsterman • 6. Goin' Back Out • 7. Sidekicks • 8. We're Goin' Offline • 9. Ways We Feel Anxious • 10. Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas • 11. Born to be Strange • 12. Evil As Can Be • 13. Tweenage Farm Kid
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute 1. Meg Donnelly • 2. Trevor Tordjman • 3. Ariel Martin • 4. Siena Agudong • 5. Shelby Simmons • 6. The Houghton Brothers •7. Israel Johnson • 8. Izabela Rose • 9. Max the Goat
Lip Switch 1. Zombies • 2. The Santa Clause
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 1 1. Turkey Tussle • 2. Christmas Crashers • 3. Say it Ain't Snow
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 2 1. Big City Greens Christmas Marathon
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 3 1. Doof Falls for Gramma • 2. Breakfast Land! • 3. Tower of Terror
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 4 1. Prune Wars • 2. Tilly & Cricket Rescue Saxon • 3. Big City Greens Prank War!
How NOT to Draw 1. Cricket Green • 2. Tilly Green
Misc. Big City Greens: Road TripBig City Greens: ShortsgivingBig City Greens: ShortstoberThe Ghost and Molly McGee: Spring Shorts-tacularZOMBI-Thon with Big City GreensShortsmas with Big City GreensSummer Shortstacular with Big City GreensChibiverseCountry Club test animation


ve Songs
Season 1 Fun, Fun, FunLittle Plants DanceI Love Selling Hot DogsTilly's Bird SongToday Is A-OKBarry CudaLife is All About Your Point of ViewGreens' HoedownFuntopia
Season 2 The Best Part of ChristmasGood Deeds are Good IndeedIf I Can't Have ChristmasChristmas is HereChristmas is BustedNo Christmas At AllThe Best Part of Christmas (Reprise)Farming SongBaby, I Could Buy Your DadRalphie Rodent's Birthday BashLet's All Go to the BeachMiss Tilly's Fun Time TV HourGnome SongCrispy's Sundae ChallengeCricket Was Right About DadRemy, Remy, Not So ReadyI Got a Hundred DollarsMy Name is Bill GreenHappy Birthday to YouBanana SongCan't Never Give Up (My Pickup Truck)Back Off!Ask My KazooThinking Is HardSing My SongI Love Love Love, Love Love Love, Love YouCommunity Center SongWe Blortin'Burgs and Fries
Season 3 MonstermanAngelina See-Saw McFeatherhatWe Love Pickin' BerriesRemember the TimesBill Green's Planting SongWhat Do I Do?When I Get HomeAnything Can Be Fun!My UsualTake It To The MaxMy Only EnemyJoy to the WorldGather Round, Ye FamilyThat's What Best Friends DoWorking Together Makes Everything Better
Season 4 We've Got CauliflowerCarrotsKludge Don't Budge!Hand WalkersScarf-Eaze Massagers are the Best!Sneaky Snacker is the Way to Go!I Like Cabbage, You Like CabbageAll Kinds of LegumesNothing Competes-a with Mama Roni's PizzaWe Got Homegrown CornMama Roni'sHe's BillHappy as Can BeI Found My PeopleFamily Tree EndingGalaxu Theme SongYou Get MeThe Greens Can Do AnythingDeck the HallsSilent NightThe Spirit of ChristmasO Christmas Tree
Themes Theme SongDo It All Again
Movie Green Family VacationRules RapSpace Is FunSpace Is Fun (Reprise)Gwendolyn's LamentStuff I SaidGreen Family Vacation (Reprise)
Theme Song Takeover Gramma Theme Song TakeoverBill Theme Song TakeoverMilo & Meg Theme Song TakeoverBaby City GreensVasquez Theme Song TakeoverRemy Theme Song TakeoverAndromeda Theme Song Takeover
Broken Karaoke Queen of NiceDoof Sings Deck the HallsStuck at HomeWhere Are All the Monsters?MonstermanGoin' Back OutSidekicksWe're Goin' OfflineWays We Feel AnxiousSanta Gave My Grandson Coal for ChristmasBorn to be StrangeEvil As Can BeTweenage Farm Kid
Promotional songs Movin' to Gramma's HouseBingo-BangoWerk WeekendSaturday NightGrateful for the GreensDecember SaturdaysEarly Saturday Morning • Big City Greens x Line Rider
Unused songs Tell a Story, Whatcha SeeThank You
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