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Vasquez Theme Song Takeover is the fifth Theme Song Takeover short. It features Vasquez and Remy singing the theme song in a hard rock theme.

Lyrics[]

Intro[]

[Cricket and Remy run around the house,
when Remy crashes into a Theme Song Takeover logo.]

Cricket: Huh?
Remy: Oh, hey, look!
[Vasquez crashes in through the window.]
Vasquez: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! What is it, Master Remy? Is this logo trying to hurt you?
[Vasquez knocks the logo down.]
Cricket: [laughing] Oh, Vasquez, it's a "Theme Song Takeover."
[Cricket and Remy pick the logo back up.]
Cricket: It means someone's going to take our theme song in a fun new direction.
[gasps] What if you did it?

Remy: Ooh! Yeah, Vasquez! You totally deserve your own theme song!
Vasquez: Oh, Master Remy, you wouldn't want to hear me sing.
The things I've seen, it changes a man...'s voice.

Cricket and Remy: Please????
Vasquez: If it would bring you happiness, then it shall be done!

Singing[]

Vasquez:
Every day I work so hard,

(Remy: Oh... aah..!)

Vasquez:
...to be the perfect bodyguard
I start each day the crack of dawn
Scanning for threats out on the lawn

Then I go through 12 dozen eggs
While lifting tree trunks with my legs
I defeat rivals with one punch
Then save time for a modest lunch

Take Master Remy to outings

Remy:
Everyone knows that it's proper
Traveling by helicopter

Vasquez:
He's seen all my orchids sprouting

Remy:
He looks tough, but he can't hide it
Vasquez has a softer side

Vasquez:
Then tuck him in at night
And live to fight another fight

Outro[]

Cricket: Wow, that was terrifying... and strangely sweet.
Remy: Best bodyguard ever.
Vasquez: Now run along, Master Remy. I need to repair the window I impulsively crashed through.
Cricket and Remy: Bye, Vasquez.
[Viper Fang enters, slowly clapping.]
Viper Fang: Singing for children now, Tiger Fang?
Vasquez: For the last time, my name is Vasquez. What do you want, Viper Fang?
Viper Fang: I'm here to take over your "Theme Song Takeover."
Vasquez: Over my bodyguard body.

Reprise[]

Viper Fang:
Viper Fang is in charge now
You cannot stop me, for I--

[Vasquez kicks the logo into Viper Fang, crashing into the window.]

Viper Fang: Ow! But I had some really clever lyrics!

[Vasquez stomps on the top half of the gnome he previously broke, breaking it again.]

Gallery[]

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Trivia[]

  • This is the second Theme Song Takeover installment to use Flash animation after Baby City Greens.
  • This is the first Theme Song Takeover short not to feature Tilly Green.

Errors[]

  • On YouTube, the captions misspell Remy's name as "Remi".
  • In one frame, Viper Fang's eyes overlap his mouth.


ve Shorts List
Country Kids in the City 1. Hog Ride • 2. Tea Party • 3. The Last Donut • 4. Duck Sandwich • 5. Bee Tree • 6. Secret Cat • 7. Tilly's Cats
Theme Song Takeover 1. Gramma Theme Song Takeover • 2. Bill Theme Song Takeover • 3. Milo & Meg Theme Song Takeover • 4. Baby City Greens • 5. Vasquez Theme Song Takeover • 6. Remy Theme Song Takeover • 7. Andromeda Theme Song Takeover
Random Rings, Season 1 1. Cricket Calls a Karate School • 2. Cricket Calls a Party Store • 3. Cricket Calls a Spa • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call a Piano Teacher • 5. Cricket Calls a Grocery Store • 6. Tilly Calls a Library • 7. Cricket Calls a Pawn Shop • 8. Tilly Calls a Hotel • 9. Cricket Calls an Aquarium • 10. Cricket Calls a Pet Store • 11. Tilly and Cricket Call Raven Symoné!
Random Rings, Season 2 1. Telemarketer Calls the Greens • 2. Gramma Calls an Electronics Store • 3. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Calls Gramma • 4. Cricket and Tilly Call Dr. Doofenshmirtz • 5. Tilly Calls the Future • 6. Cricket and Tilly Call Area 51 • 7. Tilly Calls a Magician
Random Rings, Season 3 1. Cricket Pranks Raven • 2. Santa Calls Cricket • 3. Cricket Pranks Chandler • 4. Tilly Tests Trevor
Random Rings, Season 4 1. Tilly and Cricket Call a Pizzeria • 2. Launchpad Calls Cricket • 3. Tilly Calls Meg
Random Rings, Season 5 1. Cricket Calls Zombies
Random Rings, Season 6 1. Cricket Calls the NHL • 2. The Greens Call the NHL • 3. Cricket Calls the MLB
Broken Karaoke 1. Queen of Nice • 2. Doof Sings Deck the Halls • 3. Stuck at Home • 4. Where Are All the Monsters? • 5. Monsterman • 6. Goin' Back Out • 7. Sidekicks • 8. We're Goin' Offline • 9. Ways We Feel Anxious • 10. Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas • 11. Born to be Strange • 12. Evil As Can Be • 13. Tweenage Farm Kid
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Minute 1. Meg Donnelly • 2. Trevor Tordjman • 3. Ariel Martin • 4. Siena Agudong • 5. Shelby Simmons • 6. The Houghton Brothers •7. Israel Johnson • 8. Izabela Rose • 9. Max the Goat
Lip Switch 1. Zombies • 2. The Santa Clause
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 1 1. Turkey Tussle • 2. Christmas Crashers • 3. Say it Ain't Snow
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 2 1. Big City Greens Christmas Marathon
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 3 1. Doof Falls for Gramma • 2. Breakfast Land! • 3. Tower of Terror
Chibi Tiny Tales, Season 4 1. Prune Wars • 2. Tilly & Cricket Rescue Saxon • 3. Big City Greens Prank War!
How NOT to Draw 1. Cricket Green • 2. Tilly Green
Misc. Big City Greens: Road TripBig City Greens: ShortsgivingBig City Greens: ShortstoberThe Ghost and Molly McGee: Spring Shorts-tacularZOMBI-Thon with Big City GreensShortsmas with Big City GreensSummer Shortstacular with Big City GreensChibiverseCountry Club test animation
ve Songs
Season 1 Fun, Fun, FunLittle Plants DanceI Love Selling Hot DogsTilly's Bird SongToday Is A-OKBarry CudaLife is All About Your Point of ViewGreens' HoedownFuntopia
Season 2 The Best Part of ChristmasGood Deeds are Good IndeedIf I Can't Have ChristmasChristmas is HereChristmas is BustedNo Christmas At AllThe Best Part of Christmas (Reprise)Farming SongBaby, I Could Buy Your DadRalphie Rodent's Birthday BashLet's All Go to the BeachMiss Tilly's Fun Time TV HourGnome SongCrispy's Sundae ChallengeCricket Was Right About DadRemy, Remy, Not So ReadyI Got a Hundred DollarsMy Name is Bill GreenHappy Birthday to YouBanana SongCan't Never Give Up (My Pickup Truck)Back Off!Ask My KazooThinking Is HardSing My SongI Love Love Love, Love Love Love, Love YouCommunity Center SongWe Blortin'Burgs and Fries
Season 3 MonstermanAngelina See-Saw McFeatherhatWe Love Pickin' BerriesRemember the TimesBill Green's Planting SongWhat Do I Do?When I Get HomeAnything Can Be Fun!My UsualTake It To The MaxMy Only EnemyJoy to the WorldGather Round, Ye FamilyThat's What Best Friends DoWorking Together Makes Everything Better
Season 4 We've Got CauliflowerCarrotsKludge Don't Budge!Hand WalkersScarf-Eaze Massagers are the Best!Sneaky Snacker is the Way to Go!I Like Cabbage, You Like CabbageAll Kinds of LegumesNothing Competes-a with Mama Roni's PizzaWe Got Homegrown CornMama Roni'sHe's BillHappy as Can BeI Found My PeopleFamily Tree EndingGalaxu Theme SongYou Get MeThe Greens Can Do AnythingDeck the HallsSilent NightThe Spirit of ChristmasO Christmas Tree
Themes Theme SongDo It All Again
Movie Green Family VacationRules RapSpace Is FunSpace Is Fun (Reprise)Gwendolyn's LamentStuff I SaidGreen Family Vacation (Reprise)
Theme Song Takeover Gramma Theme Song TakeoverBill Theme Song TakeoverMilo & Meg Theme Song TakeoverBaby City GreensVasquez Theme Song TakeoverRemy Theme Song TakeoverAndromeda Theme Song Takeover
Broken Karaoke Queen of NiceDoof Sings Deck the HallsStuck at HomeWhere Are All the Monsters?MonstermanGoin' Back OutSidekicksWe're Goin' OfflineWays We Feel AnxiousSanta Gave My Grandson Coal for ChristmasBorn to be StrangeEvil As Can BeTweenage Farm Kid
Promotional songs Movin' to Gramma's HouseBingo-BangoWerk WeekendSaturday NightGrateful for the GreensDecember SaturdaysEarly Saturday Morning • Big City Greens x Line Rider
Unused songs Tell a Story, Whatcha SeeThank You
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