[Cricket and Remy run around the house, when Remy crashes into a Theme Song Takeover logo.] Cricket: Huh? Remy: Oh, hey, look! [Vasquez crashes in through the window.] Vasquez: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! What is it, Master Remy? Is this logo trying to hurt you? [Vasquez knocks the logo down.] Cricket: [laughing] Oh, Vasquez, it's a "Theme Song Takeover." [Cricket and Remy pick the logo back up.] Cricket: It means someone's going to take our theme song in a fun new direction. [gasps] What if you did it? Remy: Ooh! Yeah, Vasquez! You totally deserve your own theme song! Vasquez: Oh, Master Remy, you wouldn't want to hear me sing. The things I've seen, it changes a man...'s voice. Cricket and Remy: Please???? Vasquez: If it would bring you happiness, then it shall be done!
Singing[]
Vasquez:
Every day I work so hard,
(Remy: Oh... aah..!)
Vasquez:
...to be the perfect bodyguard
I start each day the crack of dawn
Scanning for threats out on the lawn
Then I go through 12 dozen eggs
While lifting tree trunks with my legs
I defeat rivals with one punch
Then save time for a modest lunch
Take Master Remy to outings
Remy:
Everyone knows that it's proper
Traveling by helicopter
Vasquez:
He's seen all my orchids sprouting
Remy:
He looks tough, but he can't hide it
Vasquez has a softer side
Vasquez:
Then tuck him in at night
And live to fight another fight
Outro[]
Cricket: Wow, that was terrifying... and strangely sweet. Remy: Best bodyguard ever. Vasquez: Now run along, Master Remy. I need to repair the window I impulsively crashed through. Cricket and Remy: Bye, Vasquez. [Viper Fang enters, slowly clapping.] Viper Fang: Singing for children now, Tiger Fang? Vasquez: For the last time, my name is Vasquez. What do you want, Viper Fang? Viper Fang: I'm here to take over your "Theme Song Takeover." Vasquez: Over my bodyguard body.
Reprise[]
Viper Fang:
Viper Fang is in charge now
You cannot stop me, for I--
[Vasquez kicks the logo into Viper Fang, crashing into the window.]
Viper Fang: Ow! But I had some really clever lyrics!
[Vasquez stomps on the top half of the gnome he previously broke, breaking it again.]
Gallery[]
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Trivia[]
This is the second Theme Song Takeover installment to use Flash animation after Baby City Greens.
This is the first Theme Song Takeover short not to feature Tilly Green.
Errors[]
On YouTube, the captions misspell Remy's name as "Remi".
In one frame, Viper Fang's eyes overlap his mouth.