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We're Goin' Offline[4] is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts, sung by Cricket Green, Tilly Green, and Remy Remington. Storyboarded and directed by Steve Hirt It is a parody of "Ain't No Doubt About It" from Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.
Synopsis[]
Cricket from Big City Greens tries to convince Remy to unplug from technology and enjoy a day outside with no Internet.
Lyrics[]
Intro[]
Cricket: Remy! We're doin' a Broken Karaoke! Get off your phone!
Remy: Ah!
Singing[]
Cricket:
You and me, let's go have fun outside together
Remy:
Cricket, love ya guy, but the Wi-Fi out there is bad
Cricket:
We can climb the trees! Battle bumblebees! Get untethered!
Remy:
Nature's full of threats, and the Internet's way more rad!
Cricket:
You ain't grounded
So quit acting impounded
You'll be hounded
Until you step outside.
Remy:
Rather stay in
Favorite show's 'bout to begin
Got games to win
Oh no, my guy just died!
Cricket:
We're goin' offline!
It's time!
You'll be okay without it!
We can ride a cow!
Right now!
All I'm thinkin' 'bout is
How there's all these vines that we can swing
or chicken slingshots we can fling
Offline!
It's time!
You'll be okay without it!
Tilly:
Guys, there's no need to make this a fight
Seems to me that you're both sort of right
It's more wise if you find a compromise
Remy:
Going outside can be wonderful, too
Cricket:
Guess we're both right in what's fun to do
Tilly:
My summation: Just do both in moderation!
Cricket:
Let's try VR
Remy:
Navigate with the North Star
Tilly:
Somewhat bizarre
Tilly Cricket and Remy:
But everyone was at dispute!
Cricket:
Watch a movie
Remy:
Go outside, make a movie
Cricket:
Then watch that movie!
Remy:
Is this a poisonous newt?
Tilly: Stay still, Remy! Stay very--
Remy: IT JUMPED ON ME!
Cricket: You're good, Remy! Lizards cannot see.
Remy: I don't think that's true. AHH!
All:
We're goin' offline!
Sometimes!
It's all in moderation!
Streaming online
Then sunshine!
Life can be vacation
If you find the perfect harmony
With Internet and reality
Online then offline!
It's all about the balance!
Outro[]
Remy: *gasp* It sees me! Ahhh!
Gallery[]
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Trivia[]
- Remy's Bintendo Twist+ from "Level Up" returns, with the only difference is his controllers are all orange instead of multicolored.
- Cricket mentions launching chickens into space outright again.
- When Cricket says "Let's try VR," the space game background from "Cyberbullies" appears.
- Bill's grout video from "Bad Influencer" is seen again.
- This is the second song that Remy sings after "Thinking Is Hard".
- This is the last Big City Greens-related Broken Karaoke installment before the transition from Big City to Smalton in Season 3B.
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