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Where Are All the Monsters? is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by Cricket Green and is a parody of "Calling All the Monsters" from the Disney Channel show A.N.T. Farm. and its soundtrack sung by China Anne McClain.
Synopsis[]
In this parody, the Coronavirus Pandemic is still going on since it broke out in the US in March 2020, and as a result, citizens still have to stay home and wear a mask when outside, in an attempt to slow the rate of those catching it. Cricket sings this as a message to his viewers that even though the various monsters cannot come out on Halloween this year, they can still party remotely and at home, and to continue to stay safe and have fun.
Lyrics[]
Intro[]
Cricket: Howdy, folks! Halloween's gonna be kiiinda weird this year, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate! You monsters ready? (hears monster noises) Ha, I'll take that as a yes. Hit it!
Singing[]
Cricket:
Where are all the monsters?
Where are all the monsters?
Where are all the—
Where are all the—
Where are all the monsters?!
Bingo-bango!
Bingo-bango!
Bingo-bang, bingo-bang, bingo-bango!
This zombie's so chill
Walkin' on his treadmill
If you practice witchery
Order frog delivery
We're stayin' in
Crochetin' in
Horseplayin' in
Word play!
These two are sweethearts
When they stay SIX FEET APART!
Don't give up on self-care
Time to cut your own hair
We're stayin' in
Decayin' in
Hair sprayin' in
Looks good
Just 'cause we are on a screen,
We will not lose Halloween!
Tonight all the monsters are at home
Even this mummy
But that doesn't mean you are alone
Cause we can still party!
If you wear a mask out,
Please still wear a mask out
Tonight all the monsters are at home
Devourin' candy!
Here are all the monsters!
Here are all the monsters!
Here are all the—
Here are all the—
Here are all the monsters!
Outro[]
Cricket: Thanks for watchin'! Have a safe and happy Halloween!
Jason Voorhees: RAWWRRR!
Cricket: DAH! Six feet apart, man!!
Lyric video[]
Gallery[]
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Trivia[]
- This is the second song dedicated to COVID-19, after Stuck at Home.
- Throughout the song, Cricket is wearing his zombie costume from "Blood Moon".
- The following monsters that appear throughout the video, in order of their first appearance, are:
- Zombie
- Jason Voorhees
- Witch
- The Mummy
- Count Dracula
- Invisible Man
- Headless Horseman (and horse)
- Frankenstein's Monster
- Bride of Frankenstein's Monster
- Werewolf
- This is the first Broken Karaoke song where Cricket sings solo.
- The original thumbnail showed Cricket not wearing a mask. This was later changed to Cricket wearing a mask.
- In the line "If you practice witchery", the witch is using Anne Boonchuy's phone from Amphibia.
- Some familiar faces from Random Rings shorts also appeared in this music video.
- Auto-Tune is used for Cricket's voice in certain verses, possibly to mimic the way China Anne sung the original song.
- About two weeks after uploading, around the week of Halloween, the thumbnail on YouTube has been edited to have Cricket wearing a surgical mask, like how the Greens appear on the thumbnail for Stuck at Home, and the description has been slightly edited, to better suit the "stay safe during COVID-19" theme for the video.
- The "six feet apart" portion refers to the social distancing law during the pandemic, where people are required to stay that far apart from those not living with them to avoid risk of spreading the virus.
- When aired on Disney Channel, Cricket's intro until the line "You monsters ready?" was cut out.
- It's implied Cricket got a laptop some time during the series, as he is shown using one to videochat the various monsters.
- The Greens' laptop was first seen at the end of "Animation Abomination".
- In the video, Jason Vorhees is wearing a surgical mask under his hockey mask; in the lyric video as part of the "bouncing ball", he is wearing the mask over it.
- The original video is the first Broken Karaoke video that does not use onscreen lyrics, though they do appear in the lyric video.
- The video appears to take place before "Chipwrecked" because Big Coffee is still intact, and it had been destroyed and replaced with the Gloria + Green Café at the end of the second season.
- There are currently no plans for the song to be released on iTunes.